That’s right, I suddenly realized today how much I want to be with a woman and make babies. Must be that whole “Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” instinct kicking in finally. Who would have thought that all those Southern Baptist sermons, Sunday school lessons about autoerotic asphyxiation (ok, there was just the one, but it did actually happen), and Christian high school Bible classes about the Gay Agenda would actually one day make sense? I mean, that gay lifestyle was just too much for this closeted heterosexual to take anymore. All that fashion, culture, and superb cuisine were just lures and false gods to draw me away from a life in the suburbs with the Mrs., 1.5 children, and the picket fences.

Ha ha…I’m just foolin’, it being the first day of the month of April and all. Sorry to worry (or excite) any of you out there reading this. I know its not the most original or elaborate April Fool’s prank, but most of you know I’m not known for exhibiting my inner-prankster often. Here’s to hoping that none of you fall for any pranks worse than this for many years to come.

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